Some Things I’m Loving

#1 Cats

Hi, I’m Boba, and I’m ridiculously adorable and fluffy. Don’t try to cuddle me, though, because I will probably just eat your hair and/or any strings or string-like objects hanging from your body.

#2 Food

Chipotle!!! Now that I’m on board the Chipotle train, I never want to get off. I want some again right now just looking at it. I have even taking to making my own, home-made versions, but going out is still a treat.

#3 Annoying Your Pets

Target’s Christmas stuff has come out, and I found these fantastic outfits for a total of $7. Guess who gets to dress up for Christmas this year?? I CAN’T WAIT TO ANNOY MY CATS.

# 4 Body Butter

I was in Target looking for body lotion the other day (because the Aveeno bottle I bought is dumb & and only spits out a pea-drop size at a time). While I’m going down the aisles, I am accosted by a kind-of-British woman, who I at first thought was merely an obstacle in my path of lotion-shopping. I make eye contact with Greg as a sign of ‘help me,’ and he makes eye contact back which clearly states ‘you’re on your own.’

The woman goes on to talk about the Boots line of cosmetics, and I have a million thoughts going through my mind, like, ‘Who are you? Do you work here? Why is Target placing kind-of-British ladies in the aisles?’

Then she brings out the samples. I love samples. I’ll sample anything. No lie, today at Trader Joe’s, I sampled chocolate swirled cheese, and I didn’t regret it. So, I try the sample of one of the body butters and it feels AMAZING; I decided to buy the coconut and try it out. It feels SO nice; it leaves me with super soft hands, and I haven’t had itchy legs yet, even though the weather’s been dry. It also doesn’t smell too coconut-y; it has shea butter and cocoa butter and smells like a mix of the three.

#5 It’s the weekend

Time to relax, loosen up, look like a lizard, whatever you want.


Taco Spiders

G has informed me he doesn’t care if I spill his name on my blog, so I can call his real-birth-baby-given name, Greg. So, he sent me a text the other day telling me he had a weird dream.

Let me fill you in beforehand that spiders are a pretty big deal to me. There have been several incidents of spiders descending from the ceiling right behind me..lurking…casting malevolent glances at me.

I also once screamed as I opened my car window to drop off mail and a spider ran in. It was running, spiders can run. Anyway, I screamed and flew across to the passenger side of my car, and had to chase it out from the outside, as I was alone.

Anyway, he sends me this text…

Long story short, not only am I afraid of regular spiders – now I am afraid of taco-sized spiders that will multiply like starfish the more you try to kill them.


Hi, It’s Michael Scott

Sometimes I like to do things to people that they don’t know about. For example, when my boyfriend calls me, this picture shows up on my phone:

Actually, he knows about that one. My mom doesn’t know that when she calls me, this is what I see, though:

Michael Scott, one of my favorite characters ever.

In other news, I’m really on board for some pecan pie this winter. Or right now. Sometimes we make dinner and I think I should take a picture of it. Except that’s usually after I’ve already devoured most of it, at which point I think, “We’ve gone too far.” I have been seriously craving some pie lately.. note for this weekend – PIE.


H&M Employees are Grumpy

I hardly ever find anything at H&M. I always go in on a Saturday, and the music they are blasting is some pop-dubstep siren of my nightmares.

Today, I had a car appointment, so I decided to go shopping afterward, before I went to work. Since the new H&M website launched, I’ve been seeing so many things that I could actually use, and I decided to stop in the store.

I also had a $10 and $5 coupon for DSW, so I bought some black flats I can wear to work this fall. Here are some similar items to the ones I found today, except for the flats, which are the same.

BTW, the employees at my H&M are super grumpy. And I tried on a pair of pants only to realize they had no button or zipper. Weird. I couldn’t deal with it.