I love this game, and via one of my favorite websites ever, Buzzfeed, I found ‘The Most Difficult ‘Would You Rather’ Questions of All Time,’ which I have decided to tackle.
1. Would you rather live one 1,000-year life or live ten 100-year lives?
Ten 100-year lives. I would get really bored in a 1,000-year life. If I have ten different lives, in one of them I might be a freakishly-long living wild goat, which would be cool.
2. Would you rather have hiccups for the rest of your life or feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to the rest of your life?
Sneezing – I hate hiccups. Really hate hiccups.
3. Would you rather have the ability to read minds, but be illiterate, or have just the ability to read?
Ability to read. Give up reading for the terrible super power of reading minds??? I don’t want to know what anyone is thinking, and I’ve always been terrified people might know what I’m thinking. When I was a kid, I used to think to myself, “Touch your ear if you can hear what I’m thinking.” Luckily, it never worked.
4. Would you rather watch your parents have sex every day for a year (I’m sorry) or join in once to make it stop (I’m sorry)?
No. No. No. The second option would probably scar me for the rest of my life, so I’d pick the first.
5. Would you rather eat chocolate-flavored poop or poop-flavored chocolate?
Poop-flavored chocolate. I could eat it really fast and have some Dr. Pepper handy. Doesn’t matter if the poop tasted like chocolate. I would KNOW.
6. You’re on a desert island with a beautiful woman or man. Would you rather they are top-half fish or they are bottom-half fish.
I’ve had a lengthy discussion about this with Greg before, and we both agreed, bottom-half fish. Top-half fish is useless; you’ve got to keep them half in water, you can’t talk, and the up-keep would be too much.
Nobody told me doing squats would make my butt hurt. I’ve been squatting with weights, and holy crap, it is fun, but OW…the next day. I’ve been trying not to spend much on clothes, with Christmas coming up, but workout clothes don’t really count. In my head. My checking account thinks otherwise.
I got a pair of these compression pants from Old Navy, and they are so awesome. I already had one pair of full length black ones (I bought the long size which is perfect for me at 5’8″; I like the extra length), and these are almost as comfy. Only because I put them on and they were SO tight I was afraid I would rip them. Then I started hopping around and doing squats and they are perfectly fine.
Greg and I settled in for pizza and a movie the other night, and we decided to watch This Is the End.
Let me just say, if you liked this movie, that’s okay. I would love to hear why. But I thought it was bad. Real bad. It turned out to be a lot weirder than expected and kind of creepy! I’m into both weird and creepy, but I wished it were funnier. So…if you’re in the mood for a funny apocalypse movie, here’s a suggestion of what to watch INSTEAD of This Is the End.
This movie is fantastic!! I LOVE Simon Pegg, and this is hilarious and even a little sweet. I 100% recommend it, and I especially recommend the other two movies that are part of the Cornetto kind-of-trilogy, Shaun of the Dead, and Hot Fuzz.
Isn’t it weird how cats are really cute before they yawn…
But then something happens mid-yawn that transforms them into face-eating beasts.
They are enjoying the view outside; it’s unusual when they share..usually one will paw the other in the face until the assaultee gets agitated and leaves.
G sent me a text yesterday saying that he went on my Pinterest yesterday looking for gift ideas, but it was full of puppies. “SOOOOOO MANY PUPPIES.” I’m still not seeing the problem with the gift idea.
I downloaded the new Katy Perry CD, Prism, and I love it! I don’t keep up well with new music. I’ve heard of Snoop Lion. And I think Jay Z is still a thing. I do rock out pretty hard to 50 Cent’s ‘Candy Shop’ on my Pandora workout station. Yeh, I know all the words. It’s not a big deal.
But I have a HUGE crush on Katy Perry. Seriously, she’s flawless.
My favorite song so far is ‘Dark Horse.’ It’s an awesome lady power song.