I have been waiting to get some things off my chest, so let’s get into some Humpday Confessions…

I like most of my coworkers, but some of them drive me crazy. I work evening shift, so I have to wait for the day shift to leave before I can take over our desk, and they left late today. I was already feeling inexplicably angry because my hormones do what they want, but then when I get to my desk, there are pen marks all over it. I want to ask this guy, “You are a full grown adult, how the hell do you write all over the desk every day????” I always have wet wipes at work so I can wipe their mess down.

I am not that much of a neat freak at home, but at work, I keep it as clean as possible. I hate when other people leave a mess behind, or leave everything disorganized. I like my work shit to be organized!! It would be nice if they could please not leave behind a trail of destruction…

Speaking of hormones, we watched Les Miserables over the weekend, and during the movie I was fine, but after it ended and Greg left the room..

So after bawling for 10 seconds, I was fine again. Thank you, body.

Les Miserables was good, but not my favorite kind of movie. There was a LOT of singing. I know, it’s a musical, and I like some musicals. But I really can’t run around my house singing Les Miserables songs without sounding a little ominous. Not like that time we watched Footloose. Yep, you can bet my husband had to deal with a lot of singing after that one.

I suck at saving money this month. After some unexpected expenses, I am in need of saving! But I am also in need of checking Forever 21’s new arrival page daily.

Happy Humpday confessions day! Let’s get down to it…

Sometimes I eat Chipotle twice in one week. It’s my vegan paradise, with extra guacamole.

I finally watched Frozen, and I love singing Let It Go. There was a little girl at the Spartan Race singing it Sunday, and I wanted to join in, but probably would have been weird.

I got stuck in traffic today, but it was kinda my fault. My husband texted me earlier in the day to let me know that I would have to take a different way to work, because they closed down part of the interstate I take due to the bridge not passing inspection and having the possibility of collapsing. Seems like something I would remember, right? Nope. Got stuck in the detour traffic and was late to work. Why can’t I remember things??

Bought this shit. Ate this shit. It’s delicious. I love guacamole and hummus, and together they make super delicious food.

I still check the backseat of my car when I get into it after leaving work at night. Because there could be a lurker. Or a panther.

I like to pee alone, and I judge public places based on their bathrooms. Are they clean? Is there music playing in the background? Why don’t all places play music in their bathrooms? No one really wants to listen to other people pee and fart that much. The more private the bathroom, the better. Props to those places with big stalls with doors that reach almost to the floor. That is one classy bathroom.

Linking up with Kathy today! Have a fantastic Wednesday.

I am taking a break from watching Game of Thrones for about 5 seconds (so amazing), so let’s get straight into my weekly confessions…

I have never eaten a whole pizza. I feel like the confession should be the other way around, but most people I talk to seem to have eaten a whole pizza at some point in their lives. Did I miss this mile marker?

I am still haunted by the most embarrassing moment of my life. It occurred on a sunny day back in elementary school. My teacher had a poem on the projector which we were supposed to be copying. My desk happened to be next to the projector. With no warning whatsoever, a horrific sneeze came out of me, and which way did I turn? Towards the projector. Boogers. All up on the board. My teacher said, “It happens to everyone.” Even then, I knew she was making it up.

My coworker makes me want to snap everytime she tells someone how good she is at something. My boss was once talking to her about how he walks on the treadmill sometimes, and she said that she likes to go on the treadmill for an hour and then the elliptical for an hour. That would be a workout obsession, and ain’t nobody got time for that. And I don’t believe a word she says.

Every time I see a pop tart, my mouth waters a little bit. Completely unsatisfying as a food, but it has crunchy icing and rainbow sprinkles.

How do people on TV always have so much time for hanging out with so many friends? I barely have time to eat my oatmeal while lying on the couch watching Game of Thrones, followed by a quick drool-filled nap, as it is.

My pet peeve is people who have to tell you how great they are. If they were that great, they wouldn’t have to try to convince everyone. Oh, you want to tell me how your life choices are better than everyone else’s?

Linking up with Kathy for Humpday Confessions.

Time for some weekly confessions:

I pushed my cat off the bed the other morning. To be fair, that was after she jumped on my face. I didn’t actually punch her, but I have before. By ACCIDENT, I’m not a cat-puncher! Sometimes I make erratic movements, unaware that my cats are around. I love them very much, and they seem to have forgiven me, or are otherwise plotting their vengeance.

I will stop for animals on the side of the road. Although, once, I pulled off to help a turtle cross a road, and as soon as I reached to grab it, it snapped, trying to pinch my hand off. Not really a big turtle person.

We watch SNL every weekend, but usually we are too sleepy to finish watching the whole show. We usually hit the lights after the musical guest or weekend update.

How have I not seen Frozen yet?? I feel like everyone has seen it already. So pretty, I need to see this!

Every time I run, I basically assume that every car that passes is going to try to abduct me. I watched a lot of Unsolved Mysteries as a kid. I am usually freaking out until the car passes, thinking, “Is it slowing down?? It’s slowing down! Start punching things to let them know you’re crazy and dangerous!!” And that’s why I punch mail boxes when I run. Just kidding.

This is my husband and I every time he asks where I want to eat dinner. Saw this on Reddit and I can’t agree more.

Also linking up with Shanna for Random Wednesday:

Time for some confessions…

1. I am addicted to pug pictures. I have so many puppy pictures saved to my phone. I just want to cuddle them all. This Buzzfeed post really isn’t fair.

I confess that:

I don’t know if it’s my medicine which makes me love naps now, or if I’m just getting old. I used to think naps were just for old people; now I can’t get enough!!

Sometimes I dress my cat up like a hot dog.

That’s all the confessions for now. Tomorrow is Cici’s day with the boyfriend. If you’re unfamiliar with Cici’s, it’s basically pizza heaven for those who love options. And dessert pizza. I love both.