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Confessions: A Goose in the Night

Is it almost the end of August already? How does this happen every time? I’m hoping that signals some cooler weather, ’cause I was baking like a sweet potato tot today. Time for a few confessions…

A lot of people hit snooze on their alarms, but I don’t know how they do it. If I am conscious enough to hit snooze on my iphone, I am turning that thing off so it cannot disturb me again. If Greg and I both have to get up, I ask him to set his a little later in case I turn mine off while I’m sleeping.

I was lurking on Craigslist today. Okay, I was lurking in the PETS section of Craigslist today, like I always do, and saw pot belly pigs for sale. I would like to adopt a tiny pig, but our apartment is too small.

The geese at my work are traveling in packs. You don’t want to find yourself alone near one. Once, while I was leaving work and it was dark, I walked too close and a goose started hissing at me. Almost pooped my pants.

I would rather do dishes than laundry any day. I put laundry in, forget about it for two days, then am mad at myself when I have to rewash it. And that’s why Greg handles alllllll the laundry.

Linking up with Kathy for Humpday Confessions this week. Have a great Hump Day!

Vodka and Soda

10 thoughts on “Confessions: A Goose in the Night

  1. oh i love doing the laundry and the dishes, i hate vacuuming/sweeping/mopping anything with floors. i didnt hate it but then i got 3 cats and now i hate it. i snooze my alarm till the cows come home but i have turned it off more times than i can count.. not good. and omg you need to get a pig. so cute! i didnt even know there was a pets section of craigslist, this could be dangerous!

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  2. geese are MEAN S.O.Bs. we had a family of geese hanging out near the walkway to the building at my office and as i walked by, one of them CHASED ME! wtf goose? MIND YO' BIDNESS. then i saw their little ducklings and i understood but shit, i wasn't even near them and they got all defensive and shit!

    thanks for linking up!

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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