I am taking a break from watching Game of Thrones for about 5 seconds (so amazing), so let’s get straight into my weekly confessions…
I have never eaten a whole pizza. I feel like the confession should be the other way around, but most people I talk to seem to have eaten a whole pizza at some point in their lives. Did I miss this mile marker?
I am still haunted by the most embarrassing moment of my life. It occurred on a sunny day back in elementary school. My teacher had a poem on the projector which we were supposed to be copying. My desk happened to be next to the projector. With no warning whatsoever, a horrific sneeze came out of me, and which way did I turn? Towards the projector. Boogers. All up on the board. My teacher said, “It happens to everyone.” Even then, I knew she was making it up.
My coworker makes me want to snap everytime she tells someone how good she is at something. My boss was once talking to her about how he walks on the treadmill sometimes, and she said that she likes to go on the treadmill for an hour and then the elliptical for an hour. That would be a workout obsession, and ain’t nobody got time for that. And I don’t believe a word she says.
Every time I see a pop tart, my mouth waters a little bit. Completely unsatisfying as a food, but it has crunchy icing and rainbow sprinkles.
How do people on TV always have so much time for hanging out with so many friends? I barely have time to eat my oatmeal while lying on the couch watching Game of Thrones, followed by a quick drool-filled nap, as it is.
My pet peeve is people who have to tell you how great they are. If they were that great, they wouldn’t have to try to convince everyone. Oh, you want to tell me how your life choices are better than everyone else’s?
Linking up with Kathy for Humpday Confessions.