Hi, I’m Boba, and I’m ridiculously adorable and fluffy. Don’t try to cuddle me, though, because I will probably just eat your hair and/or any strings or string-like objects hanging from your body.
Chipotle!!! Now that I’m on board the Chipotle train, I never want to get off. I want some again right now just looking at it. I have even taking to making my own, home-made versions, but going out is still a treat.
#3 Annoying Your Pets
Target’s Christmas stuff has come out, and I found these fantastic outfits for a total of $7. Guess who gets to dress up for Christmas this year?? I CAN’T WAIT TO ANNOY MY CATS.
# 4 Body Butter
I was in Target looking for body lotion the other day (because the Aveeno bottle I bought is dumb & and only spits out a pea-drop size at a time). While I’m going down the aisles, I am accosted by a kind-of-British woman, who I at first thought was merely an obstacle in my path of lotion-shopping. I make eye contact with Greg as a sign of ‘help me,’ and he makes eye contact back which clearly states ‘you’re on your own.’
The woman goes on to talk about the Boots line of cosmetics, and I have a million thoughts going through my mind, like, ‘Who are you? Do you work here? Why is Target placing kind-of-British ladies in the aisles?’
Then she brings out the samples. I love samples. I’ll sample anything. No lie, today at Trader Joe’s, I sampled chocolate swirled cheese, and I didn’t regret it. So, I try the sample of one of the body butters and it feels AMAZING; I decided to buy the coconut and try it out. It feels SO nice; it leaves me with super soft hands, and I haven’t had itchy legs yet, even though the weather’s been dry. It also doesn’t smell too coconut-y; it has shea butter and cocoa butter and smells like a mix of the three.
#5 It’s the weekend
Time to relax, loosen up, look like a lizard, whatever you want.